
When I was a wee little one, maybe about 4 years old, my Mom signed me up for swimming lessons. I still remember my teacher to this day. He was this hairy old guy without a sense of humor. Not sure why he got stuck with the tot class, but apparently the problem was mine, not his because when I started teaching lessons at the same pool 9 years later he was still there. I don't recall how cooperative I was, but I do remember DREADING the end of the lesson where he would line us up on the side of the pool and make us jump in like we were a helicopter. He wasn't cool about it either. He didn't pick us up until we had gone under. I still associate that burning sensation when I get water up my nose to those lessons. The last day of class he lined us all up on the diving board to jump in. I refused. But REALLY, what do you expect. I was 4 and COULDN'T SWIM! I remember being carried kicking and crying to the end of the board where I was dropped into the water. Would you believe that I refused to take swimming lessons again until I was 11?
So here I am, 30 years later. I've got these kids, you see. I want them to feel confident in the water, I want them to enjoy the water. Okay, the truth is I want them to be Olympic swimmers. You've got to admit they have the right physique. So here is what I do. I take my little offspring and spend the last 3 years hauling them lovingly to the pool all summer long. I call up their buddies and formulate these elaborate plans to teach them all to swim. I should mention that I am kinda boastful about my swim lesson teaching ability. It is not the 15 years of experience. I've just always been good. I know it isn't good manners to brag, but I'm just laying it out there. Some ladies are crafty, some are great cooks, some are kind and gentle mothers etc. While I don't have those qualities I have taught some impossibly nervous kids to love to swim. I'm just saying. We have all had a great time doing it. Can't say MY kids love the lessons, but they do love playing with their friends. Can any of them swim? No. Do they enjoy being in the water? Well... yes eventually. But they are not the first ones in, if they get in at all. You might think that maybe the pressure is too great and a little reverse psychology is in order. Trust me, I play it cool.
Truth of the matter is, the kids take after me. They all just have an extra healthy dose of self preservation. So have the last 3 years of nurturing them to be budding elite swimmers been a waste? No, we have had a good time trying. Nature may win this battle. But the war goes to the steadfast and diligent. Besides, I know where the kids are coming from. The kids will swim. Now that Superkid can actually touch the bottom, he is actually enjoying himself and trying new things. This could be his year. He is still stiff as a board and the last one in, but it is a major improvement.
I tried a new tactic this week. I actually signed the kids up for swimming lessons. It is torture watching their teacher's inferior abilities, but I try to keep a poker face. It's our little secret that they have had the world's finest instruction for the past 3 years.
Chalk one up for "Nature", I'll keep you posted on the "Nurturing".
Here is one for Abizella's Olympic montage spotlight. Abizella in her first SPEEDO! Don't think that I haven't already day dreamed about sending in pictures and stories to NBC about my little elite athletes...

And here she is at her lesson. I am just proud that she agreed to put on her swim suit and sit at the edge of the pool.

Here is Superkid contemplating joining his class in the water.

Here is our little champ practicing his bubbles in the safety of the gutter. Can't tell you how this makes my stomach turn after knowing what goes on in those gutters... but I hate to curb his enthusiasm.

And what about Tadpole? He is a little fishy... I'd have hope, but so were Superkid and Abz when they were 2. That self preservation thing doesn't kick in for a year or so. But still, there is a glimmer of hope that MAYBE one of the kids will take after their father.