
This Wednesday I had a far less desirable "Why-Not Wednesday" activity than sunning myself at the beach (in January!!!...I still can't get over that!). For those of you that have better things to do than read posts on house cleaning, please skip this one. But alas, if you have ever actually been to my house, and been in my basement, you would recoginize that ANY effort I put into making it habital is not only a step in the right direction, but worthy of a blog post.
I have a long, long past with creepy basements and a better part of my nightmares are from the creepy basement in the house that I grew up in. I consider myself a pretty brave person, but the day we moved into this house I nearly had to be resusitated when I thought I saw a whole bunch of creepy long bug legs poking straight into the air on the water heater in the basement. Pops, Andy and HH more than likely thought I was over-reacting but bug legs and basements (that I pretty much signed my life away to own) are THE WORST combination EVER!
My phobia of basements was nurtured at a tender age as my grandmother would sing a sweet little folk song about how when children run away in China they are tied up in rags and thrown into the basement where rats and mice would run all over them.
Returning to my childhood basement, it has been the backdrop of not only my own worst nightmares but my siblings as well. I don't know that anyone ever has seen the very back corner of the basement. And if I remember right, as you got to the back of the basement there were all these interesting different levels and at some points you have to crawl. I believe there was a little midget door at the back that let out under our back porch and undoubtlbly some homeless boogey man crawled in and out of at night. This is in addition to the side door, that the kidnapper used, that let out to the yard. There was also a door that led into the house that protected us from the boogey man and kidnapper by a $2 padlock (I'm sure the lock was not there to protect the yummy Doritos and Chips A'hoy from mirading invaders). Don't get me wrong, our basement was not messy. Bampa herded all of us kids together twice a year to clean the basement, it was just old and crumbly and very very dark. The scene in the movie, National Treasure where they are creeping under the church in the underground chamber and eventually find the treasure is actually stollen from my nightmares. I sware I have had that dream a million times where there is some secret passage in the basement that leads to a bunch of skeletons and for some reason I just keep going deeper and deeper.
So this "Why-Not Wednesday" I decided to make our basement a little more homey. Superkid is super scared of our basement, and I don't blame him. When I invite him down with me he tries to play it cool and say he doesn't like the smell (which is a ligitmate). We recently purged the basement of a lot of unessecaries so you can actually walk through it. So I decided to spruce it up even more by pulling out our new vacuum and taking it for its maiden run down the stairs. Can I just say that vacuum technology has come a long way in the last 20 years (the supposed age of our hand-me-down vacuum)? We just bought the cheapy wanna-be Dyson $69 vacuum and it blew me away....but then again, ANYTHING would have been an improvement. I am sure it would have made an interesting archeological study to go back through the layers of filth and divine all of the construction projects Pops has drug across the steps, not to mention all of the grime from the last 60 years.
I also collapsed all the fun packages that came in the mail for Christmas and they will be put out next garbage day.